First off, do not read this if you have not seen the episode. There will be some spoilers.
Secondly, ok what did everyone think? A couple of weeks I wrote about how excited I was that Top Chef Masters would fill my TV void this summer, however, after the first episode it's clear to see that this is not going to be like the Top Chef we all know and love.
So first of all, they don't have all of the "Masters" competing at once, they make them compete in heats and then the winners will compete in a "championship" round. Ok, fine, I get it, you
couldn't get all the Top Chefs available at the same time.
In this first episode, Tim Love, (who I was personally pulling for...maybe a Texas thing), Christopher Lee, Hubert Keller, and Michael Schlow, all competed in a quick fire and an elimination challenge. Their first quick fire was to make desert in an hour (I think) for four girl scouts (girls, who obviously, know their cookies). While all creative, not all the chefs could rise to the occasion and cooking for kids really isn't easy so I can sympathize with that. Hubert Keller ended up winning with his fanciful swan, whip cream mouse, and chocolate mouse dessert.
For the elimination challenge the chefs were tasked with cooking in a dorm room using only a microwave, toaster oven and hot plate. It was pretty hysterical to hear how none of the chefs really knew how to use a microwave. I found this extremely comforting and testament to their ability, I mean really, microwaves should only be used to reheat things, not cook them...
Instead of walking through each menu one by one I just want to go over some highlights:
Hubert Keller's first course of Scottish salmon over creamy whole grain mustard - I just thought the color were beautiful and I would have NEVER guessed he cooked that in a dorm room!
Christopher Lee's second course of creamy risotto with sage, proscuttio and parmesean - like Gael Greene said I love anything creamy and cheesy
Which brings me to my other favorite: Hubert Keller's creamy macaroni and cheese with prawns mushrooms and fresh herbs. Um, are you kidding me? I could easily gain the freshman 15 in a week if I has someone cooking that for me.
Based on my analysis and the judges as well Hubert Keller won this thing hands down. It was like the man could do no wrong (well, aside from taking his macaroni into the bathroom and rinsing it off in the shower to stop the cooking), but other than that everything was pretty perfect!
I am still on the fence about the show in it's entirety, but I enjoyed it none the less.
What did you, dear foodies, think about last night's episode?
For your enjoyment, below is a video that shows Fabio making Hubert Keller's delicious, creamy mac and cheese:
That is really all that needs to be sad. If she didn't have the worst attitude next to Leah, I might be sad...
However, this does cause reason for concern -- Is Stefan really going to win???? Undoubtably he is the best, but there is something to be said about a chef inspiring those around them, and I sincerely believe that Stefan does not do that.
So this week was another Holiday themed episode, and hey, I'm seasonal so I like it. The Quick Fire Challenge feature the goddess of all things domestic, Martha Stewart, and she tasked the chefs with creating a one pot wonder…
Here were the results:
Bottom:
Jeff – potato risotto (too starchy)
Eugene – Korean stew (didn't like corn syrup)
Fabio – polenta (couldn't tell mushrooms from polenta)
Top:
Hosea – paella
Jamie – scallop and kale
Ariana – beef on top of cauliflower puree
Winner: Ariana (SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, I mean, she had Padma spit out her food)
So after Ariana wins immunity and the challenge is presented: Create dishes based on the theme of the 12 days of Christmas for an AIDS foundation for Guest judge Natasha Richarson
Bottom:
Jamie – 7 swans a swimming – crudo of scallop in vichyssoise with lemon agrumato, leeks and micro greens
problem: serve too raw, no one like temperature
Eugene – 5 golden rings - Poisson cru with pineapple ring and gold Yukon potato chip
too sweet
Melissa – 8 maids a milking – sourdough crustini and gorgonzola cheese with NY strip and cranberry vinaigrette
problem: all you got was cheese
Top:
Hosea – 11 pipers piping – smoked Pork tenderloin with chipotle mashed potatoes and apple brandy jus
Jeff – 10 lords a leaping – seared halloumi and kasseri cheese with roasted beets, pears, mint and spices
Stefan – 12 drummers drumming – chicken pot pies with English peas, white asparagus thyme and parsley
Radika – partridge in a pear tree – braised duck leg on toasted brioche with pear chutney and toasted pistachios
Winner: Hosea wins!!
Loser: NO ONE. Ok how lame is that? Holidays or not I still want someone kicked off, because, oh yeah, that's the point of the show. They always say "remember this is a competition" but yet they do things like this!!!!
I can only hope that in the next episode Melissa goes home. I don't know why, but she bothers me.